This is a note to one of my relatives (you know who you are)...
So the other day you decide to borrow one of my poncho's, wraps, shrugs, scarves, whatever. What luck for me that you would grab a WIP (to my relative - this means 'work in progress'). A wrap I'd made earlier this year just to clear out some of my stash.
True enough, I did not make it for me. True enough, I did not really care for it.
So relative, you have not only worn it but rode in your car while smoking a cigarette (with the windows up no less).
Relative, you have no choice now. Tonight, I am putting fringes on this smokey wrap and wrapping it up for you.
Merry Christmas !!!
P.S. Incidentally relative, you should read my blog sometimes.